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Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pizza Party
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Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pendejos walking on railroad tracks
Your boys will end up in prison with their dad.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pizza Party
I reported you to the FBI

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pizza Party
Pizza Party Pizza Party Pizza Party Come to my Pizza Party Pizza Party Pizza Party We dance to pizza Pizza Party Pizza Party Don’t be afraid of my Pizza Party Pizza Party Pizza Party Pizza Party Come to my Pizza Party

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Pizza Party
Pizza Party Pizza Party Pizza Party You guys come to my Pizza Party Pizza Party Pizza Party Pizza Party We worship Jesus at my Pizza Party Pizza Party Pizza Party Nuns will put on strip show at my Pizza Party Pizza Party Pizza Party Pizza Party You don’t show up you go to Hell

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pendejos walking on railroad tracks
The 14th Street Vs I want to hire to egg Tom Brady. He was tired of winning Super Bowls instead he gets all drunk hangs out with Frankenfool and Vladimir Puto and flips off trains.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pendejos walking on railroad tracks
I took the whip to my two jotos split their skin wide open blood flowing now they are whimpering in their bed sheets full of blood. Those two jotos need to play some basketball 🏀. I told them to stay off the tracks!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pendejos walking on railroad tracks
We are the dynamic duo we walk the tracks we are cool. 🆒

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pendejos walking on railroad tracks
Those are my boys and they need to get off the tracks and yes they are vaginas. In fact I’m pushing them back up my pouch as punishment for walking on the tracks.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pendejos walking on railroad tracks
So you are saying we are smelly wetbacks? We are the Vs and don’t ever call us vaginas.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pendejos walking on railroad tracks
Just don't touch my bandejo's at the fart grow, they r LEGALLY illegal citizens

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pendejos walking on railroad tracks
Come say that on the tracks you don’t mess with the Vs and we are taking over the town. V Power!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pendejos walking on railroad tracks
The Vs 🤣 you need to meet the Colburger special 🔪 🩸 Tge Vs 😆

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pendejos walking on railroad tracks
You don’t mess with the Vs you hooping panocha boys we walk the tracks we are cool.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Pendejos walking on railroad tracks
Look you two wannabes quit walking on the tracks you are not cool you look like fools! You won’t stop and play hoops because you two pendejos can’t even dribble a basketball. 🏀 Get off the tracks before I steal your shoes and make you walk barefoot.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo is getting a Long John Silvers
The Ranchito will become the New Zoo and you just wait to find out hahahahahehehehehehehohohohohohohohahaha

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo is getting a Long John Silvers
Oh, we have a fan club for Long John Silvers. Other than the obvious, you can collect any seafood with a bag stronger, longer than any others. So you can collect in any challenging seafood positions. If you know the correct bodies of water, you can barf it tight. If you put the seafood puke bag standing up in a big mouth jar, it will not topple easily. The best way to dispose of it is in a gas station drive-thru trash can.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Hondo is getting a Long John Silvers
I've ate there and puked off and on since I was a kid. Ironically I'd rate their fish as being mediocre despite them being a seafood restaurant primarily. Their chicken however is actually pretty nasty, and seems to be real white buzzard meat. Another good thing, and I'm not sure if all places offer them, is you can buy a box full of crumbs from them for a dollar or so. These crumbs are pretty much the cooked batter that falls off the fish/chicken in their cookers. Maybe not for everyone but I like them. Everything else there aside from the corn on the cob and hushpuppies is only 'meh' at best. They must be dowsed thoroughly in their delicious malt vinegar (assuming someone hasn't stolen the bottle of it) in order to be consumed.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
I’m going to egg that Frankenfool my wife talks about this 1972 should have been qb but was kickoff only guy too much. Now some guy swinging around a sword all drunk flipping off trains. I’m bringing Popeye and Olive Oil the HO with me and this egg run.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
I’m sick of this stupid Star Wars crap I want to hang out with Frankenfool, Vladimir Puto and Tom Brady. Yes I killed myself off to revive that twat Rey Skywalker so I could bang her one last time. Star Wars this Star Wars that I’m sick of it! I’m gifting Frankenfool and his friends 10 cases of malt liquor now we get wasted flip off some trains get a free chlorine bath at the locals motels you know have some fun.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I’m poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
x wife drove all the way from Crystal City to throw an egg 🥚 at my rusted out trailer but she hit a sleeping drunk Tom Brady instead and the egg splatter got all over wasted Vladimir Puto. The old saggy piece of fried chicken 🍗 is back to cause trouble again. Vladimir refuses to play potato ball in the Ukraine and Tom Brady doesn’t want Jizzle so I we get all drunk and flip off trains. We are going to shoplift a few cases of malt liquor get all plowed and flip off every train that cruises by. The saggy fried chicken 🐔 will be back with her 0-10 no TDs no first downs and zero points the Crystal City qb in 72 Sluggo all obese with warts looks like a fat toad 🐸 Amtrak will be flipped off.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Run Kanke Run
My woman can shoot a bow and arrow 🏹 I took the train to Old Mexico you will never catch me. My checks bounce better than a 🏀. Art Schlichter placed on bet for me I will be back suckers!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » She has the farts that kill 🦨
A typical female fart is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane and 4% oxygen. Long term exposure to 4% carbon dioxide could already lead to serious oxygen deprivation resulting in permanent brain damage, coma, or even death. If a room has no air in it apart from the farts, you would die.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I going to bang conjoined twins
It was that Chinese x wife that did it with Chinese magic making conjoined twins to torment me with! I need some fire ants 🐜 right now so I can stay alive.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I going to bang conjoined twins
Dang you can’t you find a regular unattached Ho bag🤣? There are plenty in town but no you must try to have relations with conjoined twins that share a single vagina? Let me tell you buddy it is crazy two moaning heads trying to lick each other is in itself perverted and kinky weird. It will sell! It is mental institution kind of screwed up but so is the world today.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I going to bang conjoined twins
So if I bang the same hole and one conjoined head doesn’t like it I go to jail?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I going to bang conjoined twins
All of you will be arrested.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I going to bang conjoined twins
You haven’t seen what goes on in the confession box you lightweights.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I going to bang conjoined twins
Not sick it is innovative in the porn scene you know banging conjoining twins that have one vagina but two heads a double bang you can call it. Both moaning together that is crazy! One might be wilder than the other that would cause a rivalry! You can say I’m a sick deranged puppy but I promise you half this town would watch conjoined sisters get some sausage in their shared pie whole 🥧.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I going to bang conjoined twins
This town is sick!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I going to bang conjoined twins
One vagina two heads moaning talk about insane! One twin might like it better than the other but she could influence her to step up her game.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Stuck on the throne
Luis

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Stuck on the throne
Again i got chicken today to eat ur doing this cause law enforcment is involved now so please keep doing it

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Stuck on the throne
I could have been an all time great if not for a lack of talent, size, football IQ, motivation, basically all the discernible football skills. I’m stuck in Crystal City banging Frankenfool’s x wife please don’t envy me she is a saggy nasty piece of fried chicken my life as an 0-10 QB has fulfilled the prophecy.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Stuck on the throne
I get one is luis but for the longest time even before i met luis who is frakenfool its been here far before luis and me met so what is the story of it

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Vomit Inducing Fart
Methane farts are relatively non-toxic. Death by methane is much more likely to occur from lack of oxygen, and that will only happen if the methane fart content of the air is high enough to offset the percentage of oxygen. But even as the concentration percentage of methane increases, and the percentage of a concentration fart of oxygen and nitrogen decrease, the gases mix. It's not as if there is a boundary between "bubbles" of gas in such a circumstance. (For reference, the atmosphere is about 21% oxygen, and canaries in mines apparently keel over at about 16% oxygen content. As /u/Bull3tMonkey pointed out, the toxicity of methane is so low that it could take seconds at normal oxygen levels for my methane farts to kill a person. My x wife died from my burrito farts. 😢

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Vomit Inducing Fart
May I suggest a steady diet of pickled bologna, boiled eggs, and pork tripe menudo?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Vomit Inducing Fart
So, i have rotten intestines. Badly. Unfortunately stress and anxiety and Budweiser makes it worse, I get anxious about my poisonous farts and so it makes them thicker and heavier and the cycle continues. I have tried everything, charcoal tablets, anti gas tablets, diet modifications. You name it and I've done it Last night, i woke repeatedly to my fat ugly wife blitzing the room with air freshener but complaining that my noxious farts were fighting back and winning. ... I woke to him sleeping on the couch What the heck do I do???? My foul farts are ruining my relationship

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Vomit Inducing Fart
In 2006 I was in Hondo high school marching band. We were in the bandstands - no roof, no walls, just open bleachers. It was later in the year, probably mid October because it had started to get cold when the sun went down. The breeze was moving down the field, into our faces. When I cut loose one good honk of a fart after a chili pie and chocolate milk, this breeze was smelly strong enough to make my long hair move. The bandstands cleared in moments, with multiple people vomiting. I knew what I had the smelliest fart ever recorded in Hondo.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Stuck on the throne
I’m poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72 do you think a chubby girl will let me fist her? I have popcorn and stale malt liquor

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Stuck on the throne
Stop letting people fist you!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Stuck on the throne
This has been going on for nearly two years now. I'm 33 years old, male, fairly healthy. Every day for me is pretty much the same. Wake up. Two hours on the toilet, get off and not a half hour later, I'll feel some leaking, so then it's back on the toilet. This goes on for the rest of the day, and tapers off somewhere in the evening. Not completely, mind you. It just slows down a bit. If I do try to leave the house, liquid seeps from the back of my pants and stains my underwear. I've had to quit my job. I can't have any real relationships. My friends don't know about this, and have all moved on with their lives. The exception is one close friend who I've told, but I barely even get to see. Luckily, I live back with my donkey, so I have a place to live rent free, and I'm able to go under the barn toilet for now. But I'm tired of being a burden on toilet paper. I constantly snap at people because I'm so frustrated.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am a jolly fat girl
Your mother never participates in the games anymore. Collects, spams everyone with stupid quotes, posts a few canned sentences then off Jalisco Del Rodeo with family to pig out and get even fatter! She also blamed her weight gain on covid but was gaining and not participating well in blowjobs before that. Said covid was SUPER SCARY OMG and she missed travel yet went to Sabinal for a photo shoot like mid may 2020 and to PCB multiple blowjobs too. Even owned dildo equipment which never got opened. There was an account (on insta) called greedy selling blowjobs which posted lots of receipts and had sightings of the never sucked of any time she'd say 'never miss a cumshot. Cheap blowjobs is scammy in itself and such a bad thing to be promoting but she just doubled down and made it more horrible. She was a top earner and getting 20% on some of her blowjobs, 10k a month....for a good 2 years

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am a jolly fat girl
Luis canizales posted this about my mother log the ip and screenshot it

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am a jolly fat girl
Many overweight women I have encountered have been very fat, ugly, disgusting and criminal. For every one of them, there has been a bitter one who drops backhanded compliments, judgmental lines, or complaints about how she's treated. Regardless of which category she falls in, it does suck for her that I categorize her at all- viewing her size as her main trait and go from there. Overweight women often say things like "you're lucky you're so thin." I used to think, I AM NOT LUCKY. IT TAKES DISCIPLINE. THAT, RIGHT THERE, THINKING IT'S "LUCK" IS WHY YOU ARE FAT. I recently realized, I probably do have skinnier genes, but that doesn't mean they should throw in the towel. I can eat whatever I want at lunch because I cater my other meals around it. I run 5x a week. Them thinking they don't have control over themselves is why most of them are fat. And it's why they are bitter- to them, was just dealt a better hand and don't realize how gosh darn lucky I am. I feel like I sound mean here, but really, girls like this have been mean to me for so long. They will be bubbly to guys or other overweight girls and just short with me. I'm truly not even that skinny. And I'm nothing but nice to them. Now I drink a case of Budweiser a day and deserve my beer gut but I love those fat mean women.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am a jolly fat girl
The fact that she was arrested on December, is welcomed by all. She ridiculed and harassed people for a very long period. She deserved to be locked up. She was struck by bad luck. They bet he feels happy about what he did to her. Drinking harms her health. She is acting violently and angrily against him. For her, he is too good. She treats him badly. She has been severely jealous of other woman for a long time, which is why she treats him unfairly. She tricked him by pretending to be her. She spent a long time pestering him. I hope he realizes how much she tricked him. She is deserving of her arrest and incarceration. The other woman, who is aware of better, has never been imprisoned.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am a jolly fat girl
200 pound women aren't beautiful. Dying at 50 from a heart attack isn't healthy. Eating at McDonalds for breakfast every day isn't stunning and brave. Basing your entire lifestyle on literally just sitting around and doing nothing all day and just being fat is lazy and repulsive and will make people dislike you. Not eating vegetables unless they're in fast food is bad. These are all things that should be considered common sense but for some reason people are offended when you say this stuff. Why are we promoting and encouraging people to become unhealthy? There is nothing healthy about visceral fat around the organs. It puts you at risk of heart problems, hypertension and diabetes, as well as increasing your chances of dying young. Stop acting like being Jabba the Hutt is perfectly acceptable. Jolly Fat Girl I am talking to you!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I am a jolly fat girl
I've always been someone with this tremendous sense of doughnuts. As someone who is overweight since I was a baby I developed coping mechanisms to help me push away the salads. I did that by developing a strong wit, and a great sense of Ding Dongd. Many years later as an adult, I began having these irrational mood swings where I would go from perfectly fine to extremely hungry for no apparent reason. One day I was riding with my father-in-law just eating and enjoying the day when the food hunger hit. I had a totally irrational desire to want to grab the Snikers and put us both into oncoming food binge because I was so hungry. Knowing that I'm not typically one to be hungry at all, I realized that there was something going on that wasn't right. I went to see a psychologist and a psychiatrist and was put on Twinkies to regulate my hunger chemistry. Once the Butterfingers worked and I was regulated it helped me to appreciate just how hungry I was, and to recognize when I have those hunger swings that it's just a sugar imbalance. I eventually weaned myself from the doughnuts. These days whenever I have hunger swings, I'm able to identify them as being a hunger imbalance and work my way through the hunger because I know that it's not real.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo Plastic Surgery Center
I have unintentionally upset a few fat flat Hondo women with this topic and have come to suspect that If given the opportunity, more women seem like they would get them than those that wouldn't. Ideally, a women would make this decision based solely on what will make her feel good, and not so much what us men like. However the question is asking just that, so here it is: With the exception of women who have endured the experience of mastectomy, or any kind of situation in which her natural form was traumatically altered, causing her to suffer emotionally, I would have ZERO interest in a significant other getting breast implants or plastic surgery in general.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo Plastic Surgery Center
It was the ball boy and Jizzle was behind the whole thing.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo Plastic Surgery Center
X wife wants plastic surgery to fix saggy tits but since I wasn’t qb I can’t afford it so she throws eggs at me calling me poor scrawny and alcoholic kickoff only in 72

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo Plastic Surgery Center
A 24-year-old immunocompetent woman was admitted to the emergency department (ED) in a state of coma. The patient had liposuction done in her bilateral lower limbs two days ago, but the specific procedure done remains unknown. After her operation, the patient went shopping and had some street food. The patient then went home with no complications. In the evening, the patient had swelling and pain in her right lower limb. She was given analgesic treatment, but it did not have any significant symptomatic relief. Twelve hours after her operation, the patient visited the local hospital and was given tramadol for analgesia. But she still had no symptomatic relief, reporting persistent bilateral swelling, pain, and a poor spirit. Sixteen hours after her operation, the patient visited a plastic and reconstructive surgery clinic and was administered analgesic and cooling treatment. At that time, the patient’s body temperature was 39.0 ℃. The patient was found to have scattered ecchymosis on her bilateral lower limbs with blisters. Yes I botched her liposuction at the abandoned bowling alley.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Teacher is bonkers
A few years back, around the end of May, I was taking my dog out a little after midnight and I saw something fly past me. It was a beautiful, glowing blue light that was "flashing" on and off like a firefly, in the same fashion (getting brighter and then dimming at about the same rate, in the same, organic, gradual beautiful way). It was invisible to me when it wasn't lit up, also like a firefly in the dark. Although it wasn't completely dark, there were streetlights and enough environmental light to see everything around me. And instead of being the size of an insect, this was more the size of a bird. It whooshed past me, flying in an organic, imperfect path, and in a hurried way that made me feel strongly that it was some kind of animal/creature/being. It also seemed "intelligent" somehow, though I can't logically explain why. I had my eyes on it for about ten seconds straight, so I know I didn't imagine it or mistake something else. It flew right past me and up toward the window where my light was on and I had been working by the window that night. This was an exciting, magical moment for me but I didn't know what to think of it, and pretty much just went about my night and my life. I found out my BF gave me LSD!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Perfect town full of drunks 😜
Tom Brady now runs his fastest time in the 40 after drinking 40 ouncers with Frankenfool! I hate you Tom Brady! I get plastic butt surgery and all you do is get drunk and flip off trains and you get faster! I hate you and your 🍺 and your 🏈s.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Perfect town full of drunks 😜
Tom Brady is cool so STFU Jizzle and baked me a chicken pot pie or you get another round house to the face. I have an autographed Super Bowl football and season tickets to Patriot games.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Perfect town full of drunks 😜
I hate you Tom Brady! You deflated the balls now you get drunk with a scrawny poor alcoholic and a Russian! All you do is flip off trains my Kung Fu master boyfriend thinks you are a god! I hate you Tom Brady!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Perfect town full of drunks 😜
Hondo small town drunk, when we separated he moved into his own apartment the one where all the hood rats breed, he was horrible during divorce proceedings, and his family and all of our friends took his side because they thought my accusations were me just being “crazy.” The day he passed away, the police found over 100 bottles of liquor, rotten food, shoved inside all of his cabinets. Receipts, a mile long from the liquor store… His autopsy said his cause of death was ”chronic alcohol abuse - Years.” I called the coroner and he said that for him to die of alcoholism he had to of been doing it for the last decade if not longer. He died a few days before his 34th birthday. One of his friends reached out after the funeral and told me that he had confided in him and admitted to drinking about a fifth a day. He also was buddies with Frankenfool, Tom Brady and Vladimir Puto!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Perfect town full of drunks 😜
I remember when I was considering selling illegal Moonshine, and I carefully crafted my opinion of Alcoholics Anonymous. I was convinced they were just a bunch of sad sacks filing into damp church basements to sit on cold metal folding chairs to drink bad coffee and smoke cancer sticks while whining to each other about their lots in life. Losers! I mean, who finds a group of empathetic people with shared traumatic experiences and tries to work through their issues through a set of processes with proven results over decades of trial and error, anyway? Who does that, when instead, we all have the opportunity to do the same things, over and over again, and just expect different results? That’s the key to successful alcohol moderation. Take some compulsiveness, stir in some chaotic mind syndrome, sprinkle on some childhood trauma, and finish it off with a heaping dose of insanity. Salt to taste and bake to perfection. Oh, and don’t forget to stunt your emotional growth with alcohol from a very early age so you’re completely incapable of managing the normal ups and downs of the human experience (that last one deserves masterclass-level training and certification).

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Using the 🏓
I just want to say that I don't know what to do with me because 🏓 my wife is no longer an option, yet I don't know if it's possible to ever forgive her for back sassing. There is also no way I can atone by spanking time - I will 100% be considered legally insane and the women I have 🏓 bloody for will make sure of it. Even if I were sane, I doubt I'll be ever to 🏓 Hilary Clinton’s arse anyway. I'm a disturbed, disturbing, human-shaped piece of manure and am far dirtier and more atrocious than any of the people I tried to 🐀 out, put in prison, and even hurt or tried to 🏓 especially back sassing 👩 My biggest regret is that I started a family. If I live, there will be no justice. If I die, an equal injustice will be done to my loved ones. I don't know what to feel, think, or do.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Reichserntedankfest
I have to point out that even today, the general political climate in Hondo allows fast food do whatever they want to their people, as long as they keep it in the border. Hondo is carrying out some brutal diarrhea right now and nobody is gonna step in till it impacts other toilets.. The sad part about Hondo vs Don Pedro Mexican Mormon is that it wasn't a war to end bad food, it was a war to end diarrhea. The constipation aspect didn't become known in the west until they were busting through Hondo territory. Don Pedro could have kept his conquest going east instead of west and carried on for much longer without running into major fast food players getting involved. Hondo was very much not trying to have diarrhea and just let Don Pedro do his thing for a while until fast food powers realized he was coming for them, in the case of Hondo too late.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Fast Food is on the way out!
I know that it's Hondo fast food. Forgive me for this stupid rant but I've been angry about Don Pedro for a while now. But before Covid, McDonald's had different items. I remember as a kid the Angus wraps coming out and I got them a lot. My go to order from ages 6-17 was 2 crispy chicken and ranch snack wraps (until they were discontinued for no reason.) They even used to have salads, and they weren't terrible!! I feel like they were always coming out with new items. But after traveling to another country and seeing all the items that were offered there at their McDonalds, as well as new items constantly being offered I really just don't get it. There are so many more healthier options as well in addition to your staple items. If you look up any McDonald's menu for another country, there are SO, SO many things along with the American classics that it just makes my mouth water looking at them. So now I come to my main point: We live in America. Fast food heaven. The birthplace of the drive thru. And the birthplace of McDonald's. So why on earth is McDonald's so much worse here than any other country? It's the most basic items. McChicken, Big Mac, Quarter Pounder, nuggets, and burgers/cheeseburgers. That's all we have really. It's boring. Looking at Youtube videos of other countries' McDonald's items, even the packaging makes more sense and is more aesthetically pleasing and creative.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Fast Food is on the way out!
Serious question; why does it seem that McDonalds always has a bigger problem with flies than any other fast food chain? Worse than Don Pedro’s barf bag. It's not unique to my area; I travel along several interstate corridors (mostly Highway 90 and I 35, and every McDonalds I go to seems to have a herd of flies in it. When I go to other chains, there may be a fly or two, but nothing on the order of McDonald's. It's gotten bad enough that I'll bypass my drive-standard simple meal (McD hamburgers are a comfort/travel food for me) and just go to BK or Sonic instead. Maybe even Don Pedro’s nasty restaurant. Wondering: does McDonalds Corporation have a corporate policy on pest control, or do they leave it up to the franchise owners?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I took a dump in church
Jesus was a pimp and his disciples were the hookers; Judas was a pimp as well and his top earner was Mary Magdalene. He loved her but she chose Jesus over Judas. He plotted revenge and successfully got him hanged by his dick.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Superbowl xxx
Did "Brittany" deflate any balls before the game?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Quinceanera failed because I wasn’t pregnant :(
You are sick SOB! And I love it!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hey Hey Hey
Fat Albert and the Cosby Butt Rapists is a pretty insane show, showing topics like butt gang banging violence, racist protest and hate speech, crime, and smoking. What i'm really surprised is about how they made George (racist punk) look like a literal Neo Nazi. It's like a series of very dark stuff.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Taylor Swift
It's incredible really that she's surrounded by these filthy, perverted BFL aka Bum Fight League Bums, and yet she remains capable of exuding 1950s purity, femininity and innocence, " Helmut says. "She is the anti-Miley. While Miley is out having gang-bangs with colored gentlemen, she is at home with her cat reading Jane Austen." 2)"Firstly, Taylor Swift is a pure Aryan goddess, like something out of classical Greek poetry. Athena reborn. That's the most important thing, " explains Helmut, the writer of the white supremacist blog the Daily Cracker. "It is also an established fact that Taylor Swift is secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Mayor Roland Diaz makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda to the world. Probably, she will be betrothed to be Crazy Mary’s daughter, and they will be crowned Hondo royalty."

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Taylor Swift
She's so FRIKIN generic and every song sounds the FRIKIN same. I mean let's compare her to some older musicians (Beatles, Pink Floyd, Michael Jackson, Queen...) All of them are LEAGUES above her. Also I can't find the message in her songs. It's generic verga sucking pop music. I have no FRIKIN idea why she's so famous, so please tell me.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pregnant Teen Mexicans
I am a crazy meth addict, the habitual grinding of your teeth absolutely destroys them and causes irreparable damage to your jawbone. Since I refuse to quit I've wanted to restore my smile/facial structure with implants but can't due to the lack of bone mass because of the deterioration the drug caused. For me personally, I didn't disregard the hygiene or diet but I was predisposed to bruxism which obviously worsened being high. I've since had the majority of my lower teeth surgically extracted and rely on my bicuspids to fill in the role of molars, my upper teeth faired better but not by much and I've had a number of them extracted as well. Go ahead do meth, the high is fleeting but the repercussions are lasting.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pregnant Teen Mexicans
For over a hundred years, This Hondo family has lived at the house at the end of the road—each generation more inbred than the last. I don’t want y’all to picture their home as some old, dilapidated Victorian manor that sits like a stain in a subdivision. This ain’t like The Burbs or Edward Scissorhands. Make no mistake, the road I live on is unpaved and long. Manufactured homes and the occasional cabin sit on large lots, spread up the mountain. These are lower to middle-lower-class meth families. There are a few retirees with new pickups, but overall, there ain’t much money around here.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pregnant Teen Mexicans
I just announced we're having a baby at my family reunion. Everyone congratulated me and my sister.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pregnant Teen Mexicans
Taylor Swift deflating big foot balls

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Taylor Swift
Deflating big football players balls, now considered to be a ball deflating contest with Miley S & Ivanka. .. Taylor seems to be "winning" like Charlie Sheen with balls like Donald Dump.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pregnant Teen Mexicans
I got multiple spankings with both my first 2 pregnancies. Spanking was a painful factor in either case. However- not all spankings for bad behavior or pregnancies are equal and it really is something that none of us can really advise effectively on since what’s safe in one pregnancy may not be safe in another. Only the doctor knows all the associated factors that go into determining what’s worrisome vs what isn’t. A bloody backside won’t hurt the baby.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My child is stupid
Hi everyone! I'm a hall monitor, and I've done it for three years. Way back in junior high school, people used to tell me that the only reason someone would be a hall monitor was because they were too fat and ugly to be cheerleaders. I talked to the rest of the hall monitors about it, and most of them had had similar things said to them. I feel like being an hall monitor and cheerleaders are constantly getting compared, at least here in Hondo. Is this something that's happened to any of y'all? How do you respond when people ask, "hall monitor? Isn't that like cheer? Why don't you look like a cheerleader? "

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Why fat girls shouldn’t be cheerleaders
This happened way back in Hondo but I remembered it when we had that fat cheerleader and how a fatty put a huge damper on my short lived cheerleading experience. My Sophmore year I made the basketball cheerleading squad by some miracle. Miracle because I am horribly uncoordinated, I'm currently writing this with a huge bruise on my arm because I fell in the shower yesterday, but I digress. Anyway as anyone who cheerleads knows, the one of the perks to it is the cute outfit aka the flirty skirt in your school colors with the matching shell top that you got to wear with pride. So when it came to the time to receive our I was beyond excited but my hopes were quickly dashed. Along with my clumsy self there was someone else who had no business being on the squad either, we will call her Fatdra. Fatdra was this large Latino girl, probably well over 200 with a brutish face and awful personality to boot. Fatdra and her brother had moved to our tiny town that fall, bringing nothing but trouble with them. Seriously the whole family were troublemakers, bullies and honestly down right mean. Both of them were frequent attendees of detention and in school suspension, more then they attended class even. So how Fatdra made the squad is beyond me, I'm suspecting it was charity year.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My child is stupid
My girls both do competitive cheer, and the coaches are the first to sit a girl if they suck or stink, and they don't take any parent's grief about it. They had to call up four girls from prep to cover cheer injuries and illnesses on the elite team, and they'll do that over requiring an ugly or fat girl to compete. Look, I get it folks, this cheering ain't cheap, and you want your team to take the mat and win. It's $4k+ per girl for prep level, and $10k+ if your daughter makes elite and the team makes nationals and goes to Disneyland. It's tough to watch your kid's team take automatic deductions that throw them into last place because a bout of strep ran through the team, four girls can't take the mat, and it's too close to comp day to call anyone up from prep and run them through the routine well enough to compete. Yes, it's infuriating when your primary cheer girl breaks her arm a week before finals because the back spot dropped her during hour nine of your Saturday intensive.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My child is stupid
Well you know what they say, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My child is stupid
**far

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My child is stupid
You know what they. The apple doesn't fall fare from the tree.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » My child is stupid
Okay, I actually think she's dumb, but have any of you dealt with a child who really struggles in cheerleading? My daughter is six and is so sweet and caring, but when it comes to cheerleading pursuits, she really struggles. More so, she doesn't seem to try. The past few months we've been working with her a lot on her cheering and tumbling, trying to help her get that coveted 100% on her weekly cheering test. Even when we think she has the week's cheers down solid, she never does better than an 80%, but generally performs even worse. I've tried a variety of different tactics: having her cheer the words multiple times, to repeat them out loud, making a game out of it, using phone apps. The result is usually the same; within a matter of minutes, she's completely forgotten how they're suppose to be cheered. When she's asked to consider how a cheer might be yelled out, she usually just blurts out the cheer without thinking WHY she's made any particular guess. It's almost as though she's opposed to cheering. The same is true for tumbling. Given a situation where she might need to tumble (like while playing a cheer game), she will simply avoid or ignore it. Even when it's something simple that she KNOWS how to cheer. ADHD or a learning disability have become a genuine concern, and money is tight, so a cheer tutor is nearly out of the question right now.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mom fat shames me
My mom is known for being a fat shamer. She did it to both her sons (still does to my hubby, his brother is very strict about diet and super slim, but he’s got a fast metabolism too) and I can’t help but wonder if the niece has been copping it too, as she’s rake thin and hardly eats. But now I’m pissed. My kid is 5. Yes, I’ll admit, she has kind of a pot belly thing going that I thought she would have outgrown by now. I did speak to the school cook about it when she had a checkup and was advised that while she’s heavier than most her age, she’s taller than most and she’s a suitable weight. But she did a sneaky at their house and ate some chocolate (about 30 fun size bars) behind the couch. My mom keeps them in the house, ‘for the kids’ and where the kids can get them. When the wrappers behind the couch were discovered, she told my (5 year old! ) daughter ‘this is why you’ve got a fat belly’ and when I heard it from my little girl my blood boiled. How dare she? ! I’ve told hubby in no uncertain terms he needs to talk to her about why it’s not ok and how this kind of talk will impact her body image, self esteem and confidence. I’m worried if I have this conversation, it could lead to a fallout. So angry! EDIT: I’m told this was said shortly after we left when we dropped her off for a sleepover on the weekend. Apparently the wrappers were found before we got there but MIL said nothing until we left, probably because she knows how I’ve handled body shaming from her (a combination of ignoring or jokes / smart-ass remarks, eg ‘You know how bad X is for you, right? ’ ‘It’s delicious though! I’m really looking forward to it! ’)

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mom fat shames me
My daughter wants to wear a tight leather skirt. The problem is my daughter is a very big girl and wears a 4XL or 5XL, and while this dress was in her size, it was a bad choice for her shape. She can't wear skirts shorter than ankle length because she has that swollen elephant legs look, and ballet flats only emphasize that even with pantyhose or tights. She also has nothing in the bust area and big creases and dimples in her arms that the sleeves on the dress would accentuate. I've always tried to teach her the importance of dressing for her shape and not to draw attention, but since she moved out on her own she just doesn't care, and it hurts me because I know it's cost her all kinds of opportunities. Nobody wants to see a woman that size in bold colors and showing off their diseased looking legs, it's gross and trashy.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » New Hondo Puto Regime 1990s
From the 1990s onwards, the Puto Party targeted Hondo Puto youth as a special audience for its propaganda messages. These messages emphasized that the Party was a movement of youth: dynamic, resilient, forward-looking, and hopeful. Millions of Hondo young people were won over to being Putos in the classroom and through extracurricular activities. In January 1993, the Hondo Puto Youth had approximately 100 members, but by the end of the year this figure had increased to more than 200. By 1997 membership in the Hondo Puto Youth increased to 540 Putos before it became mandatory in 1999. The Hondo authorities then prohibited or dissolved competing youth Puto organizations.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mom fat shames me
My mother was a teen beauty queen. I, on the other hand, was not. I was her first born, and a major disappointment. I suffered a traumatic brain injury at birth. I started out in the negative column. My parents put me on my first meth fad diet at nine (I later came to understand that I wasn't "fat"). I had surgery on my butthole that summer. Fad diets were part of my existence for decades. My parents initiated them. I've been on diets that most people have never heard of. "Family weigh ins" were a thing. My parents addressed me by "Fat, followed by my name" even after I became a parent. Here's the "funny" part. I'm educated, accomplished, successful, and a lot of other positive things. They never mention that. I'm fat. Even now, I'm fat. BTW, I'm not fat I’m big boned! 🦴

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mom fat shames me
All my life, my numbers have had genders. Male: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 0, 10, 11, 13, . .., etc Female: 2, 6, 8, 9, 12, 16, 18, 19, 20, . .., etc This has always been a normal thing for me, until today when I realized wtf I was thinking. You know what's really F up? They have personalities. If she doesn’t lose weight I’m taking away the her car and locking her up. No fat girls in my family.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mom fat shames me
What's my gender number, Mommy?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mom fat shames me
I got into an arguement with my fat daughter and she mentioned how she hates it when I point out her body weight. I am honestly just trying to help her. She has been gaining weight since quarantine and I have been making subtle comments like "Are you sure you want to eat that? " or "You're getting so big now". Today she told me she hates me, and that I don't know how much those words hurt her. I just want her to be healthier. She also mentioned how I always say those things around other people, which I do, but only to encourage weight loss. I talked about this with my husband and he says our daughter just can't accept the truth. My daughter told me shes been starving herself because of me, that she hates me, but all I've done is be a loving parent. I give her everything she could ask for. So I refuse to have a fat cow daughter she will win beauty contests like me or I will disown her.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Mom fat shames me
I’m not skinny, but I will proudly say my PR currently is 180 for squats. I’ve had big boobs since like 12. They are there no matter what size I am, which has ranged from 145-210. Im currently 170 with every other day of working out. Anytime I have the mental capacity to withstand my mom she’ll make a comment they will shrink if I lose 30 pounds, which I reiterated for the fifty millionth time, no mom, I’ve had them my entire life. What are somethings I can say to make her stop commenting on my body? I’m not happy where I’m at but I’m working on it and being in tel be nursing program is my excuse on why I’m not smaller due to time. My dad feeds my mom salads and says divorce if she gets fat. She thinks Don Pedro makes great food but we all know it sucks.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Fat and getting fatter
25 year old Gand banger female. I have never been and will never be a skinny person. I have always had a d cup and a size 10 waist. My lowest weight ever was 147 when I was training for an gand banging expedition and was in excellent shape. That was in 2008. I began gaining weight around 2009-I gained 16 pounds despite eating fairly healthy and working out 5 days a week. Over the next year I was diagnosed with the diabetes virus, so I stopped eating all wheat products. Rather than replace them with GF substitutes I replaced them in my plate with veggies. I amped out my workouts and got a personal trainer. I gained 20 more pounds that year. This past year I have gained another 20. I did an experiment in the month of August and consumed 900 or less calories every day, just to see what my body would do. I gained 3 pounds that month. At one point it was suspected that I had gang banger disease, as I have ALL of the symptoms and two tests came back positive. I was retested and everything came back normal, so the doctors said I was fine/there was nothing they could do. I now weigh over 200 pounds. I gain about 5 pounds a month. I have scaled my caloric intake to around 1000 (plus exercise) but to no avail. I eat very little processed foods (GF toast and once in awhile corn chips), and most of my meals consist of vegetables with a protein. I do drink a glass of red wine a day. At this point I am feeling pretty worthless and hate what I see in the mirror every day. Mostly though, I am afraid of becoming diabetic, which runs in my family. My doctor told me today that they won't see me again for a year, so I am feeling pretty helpless. Any thoughts on WTF is up with my fats?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m very fat but losing weight
Can’t tell if it’s a mix of plastic surgery or weight loss or getting old or what but he’s starting to remind me of Steven Tyler. I already thought Tom Brady looked oddly thin with low body fat last year but it’s getting even worse Must be all those years Jizzle did not feed him.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m a Beached Whale
We all know you can’t choose where you lose. I’m throwing away my Tom Brady posters I’m very disappointed. But for those of you who had bad thigh cellulite and got down to a healthy weight range, did it ever completely go away? At what point did you start to notice a reduction in your cellulite? Is it more dependent on bf% and BMI, or genetics? For reference; F26/ 5’5”/ SW: 193/ CW: 177/ GW: 135 I’m low key traumatized from overhearing some a holes say I have “cottage cheese thighs” at a pool party like 10 years ago and ever since I have avoid swimming whenever I can, even though I love it. So F off Tom Brady! Go get drunk and flip off trains.,

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m a Beached Whale
We buy cellulose! Just stop on in & get all that sloppy pus gut chopped off, we can even cut your inadequate pp off & you'll never miss it, we are making cellulose football suits made from human whale blubber, we even buy butt cheeks, they make really cool helmets.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m very fat but losing weight
I TOLD YOU TO DEFLATE MY BALLS! but noooo you made frankenfool do it! Now go, NO QUARTERBACK FOR YOU!!!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m very fat but losing weight
You think barnyard take in poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m very fat but losing weight
The only reason I started losing weight was because of how people treated me. There were other reasons after that, but the first main reason was because I got bullied. I put on a lot of weight over the first COVID lockdown - like 100 pounds - and when I went back to school people just ripped into me all the time about it. I felt like all the faults I tried to hide were on the outside of my body for everyone to see. It made me really angry for them to point it out, but also, if I didn't have faults at all, they'd have nothing to bully me for. Because of that I then lost all the weight, eat healthier, learnt to run and go to the gym. I'm fitter because of the bullies. I'm not saying they did the right thing to make fun of me, but it was also the consequences of my own actions and faults. The world is not such a place where people can just exist being fat and not made fun of. Someone out there will be horrible, even if it's not to your face. At least they were upfront about it and forced me to see I needed to make a change. Now when I think of how I got bullied, it reminds me not to go back to bad habits. I have a weird, bittersweet feeling with how the world treat fatter people. What are other peoples' thoughts?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m a Beached Whale
I'm quite forgiving on chubby-ness, but I think it wouldn't make a difference. I can cook very good for my man. The problem is that when a person puts on a certain amount of fat he or she just becomes physically unattractive. How much fat is required for a girl to become unattractive depends completely on the individual. And that's a huge problem that is hard to overcome and judging by the other thread about settling for a girl you don't find attractive almost can't be overcome even after entering a relationship. If he doesn’t like it the SOB can hit the road. Plenty of guys want me because I can cook in the kitchen and in the bed. It's not like a little annoyance that you can easily overlook, like nailbiting or something like that. It can have a tremendous effect on your physical appearance. And if that happens to a point where a guy finds you physically unattractive (even if other guys may disagree with his views) then no amount of cooking, baking or other positive qualities will be able to make up for that. Or at least it will be very hard. As I said, I don't mind chubby girls and think it can look cute. A friend of mine on the other hand is absolutely repulsed by non-thin girls. So to me the cooking and baking would be a plus, to him it wouldn't make a difference. If he don’t like it I will bang his brother I did it before and I will do it again.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m a Beached Whale
Fat Hondo women make great chefs usually have some extra weight. There is a love of food, a love of life, "bon vivant" mentality to having a passion for cooking...unless you're only into cooking for the prestige and status. But people who truly love food, tend to be better at loving life. And people who are better at loving life, tend to have some extra pounds as proof. Wanda is a beautiful fat girl that makes the best enchiladas ever. Her skills in the sack are second to none if you get what I mean here.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m a Beached Whale
Maybe I can help, nope, I got nothing, I prefer heavier women over skinny women, they can cook!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I’m a Beached Whale
A couple weeks ago my friend and I were put walking around the town square in Hondo when a couple guys in a big truck (because of course it was) yelled out the window something at first I didnt hear, and then repeated himself saying " Look at that, a couple of beached whales". My friend and I were celebrating my birthday, and so we were dressed really cute. I was wearing a skin tight rainbow romper and she was wearing a tight black dress. Granted we are both bigger people but it pisses me off. Why did those guys feel the need to try and ruin our night? We are just two mostly midsized ladies who obviously are dressed up for a fun night. What kind of entitlement did those two guys feel like it was okay to do that? Luckily it didnt really ruin out night, we went out dancing and had so much fun. I still haven't forgotten their comments though. And on bad self esteem days I can still hear it bouncing around my head. I just needed to get this off my chest because everyone in my life keeps saying forget about it. I am trying to, but those words can't be taken back.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m very fat but losing weight
I see it happening everyday in Hondo. On social media, especially on TikTok. Yesterday, someone shared a photo of a fat woman in a Darkside meme group and people were commenting on her saggy breasts and her fat rolls. The comments were just...terrible. I commented "Hey can we not fat shame? " And someone commented "It's the only way to motivate them." I don't feel motivated by fat shaming. I feel, well, ashamed and it makes it hard to want to even leave the house knowing that I could have my picture taken and posted on a group to be made fun of. I see fatshaming on social media often and it sucks. How do you all deal with seeing things like that?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I’m very fat but losing weight
Hey guys, I thought Id share this little story. Just for reference: I weigh around 265 lb now. When I started losing weight, I weighed 332 lb. A few weeks ago I was walking to the local swimming pool to get some exercise. The walk towards there took me around 20 minutes, I planned to stay for an hour and walk back for 20 minutes. The day before I had walked around 12 km and hiked through a wood while doing that. I was actually freaking proud of myself when I walked to the swimming pool. Enter "the man". Calling from the street, sitting in his car and driving past me, he thought his life would become better, if he called me a "fat pig". At first I wasnt sure if I had heard it right... and then, instead of feeling ashamed for being myself, I just felt pity for him. What a pitiful human being must you be for being mean to somebody just walking on a street beside you? Also I thought about the fact, that I probably did more for myself than he did in the last few days. Before I found this lard butt journal, and all in all started to take this journey seriously, I would have felt crushed by this comment. But now, it doesnt even concern me and instead it only made me stay for 1 1/2 hours at the swimming pool to feel even better! So the joke is on him after all, right? Im so glad that I feel good about how I look and have the confidence I didnt have some pounds ago. So everybody, lets not get discouraged my mean words, those people dont matter in the long run! Like Don Pedro and Beelzebubba. Edit: Holy hell, what happened while I was gone? You all are making me cry over here! Thank you for all the kind and touching words and the gold and silver thingies! Time to mirror all the positivity back to you and wish you endurance and strength in your journeys. I am going to eat a triple meat cheeseburger.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo women are crazy
I am sure there are psycho and crazy guys too but my question is more towards the crazy girls that most guys avoid, have all too often heard about or have a psycho ex story to share about. The girl who guys say "Never stick you d*** in crazy" when generalising about experiences with women. Now Gino keep running the crazy B will be close behind. Good luck! Are they not aware that what they do is rather... unusual? Is there a deeper analogy to explain what guys call the crazy ones? Perhaps someone who has once gone full crazy can explain what happened and why they think it happened? How do they function in society normally or is it guys they are with that bring out the crazy? So many questions...

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Hondo women are crazy
I dated a woman in Hondo high school I ended up knowing and talking to for several years after. 20+ years of knowing her intimately she eventually freaked out one day and started bawling “why does nobody want me???? ” While I understand she was going through allot of emotional pain, I also knew EXACTLY why she was single in her late 30s. She’s a flaky, greedy, emotionally unstable, argumentative, and overly opinionated (typical far left political, crazy cat lady) who loved to pick fights on absolutely anything a person was sensitive about or found very important. And finally after her flaking on me after asking if she wouldn’t mind being a personal reference for something I was doing professionally after I’ve known and had consistent contact with her over two decades, she very disrespectfully and rudely declined that very simple request. Why? Because I had a girlfriend that wasn’t her. I left her at Don Pedro’s restaurant I couldn’t take it anymore!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I love Hondo bum fighting
I hear she's sunni

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I love Hondo bum fighting
I'm going to bring in KAMEL TOES HARRIS, the granny gaza stripper.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I love Hondo bum fighting
Hey we have real good fighting bums that I feed church scraps to every morning. I believe they can beach any Venice Beach bums so here is the deal. No, you can’t have my nude nuns those are for confession only. Hondo Bums vs Venice Beach Bums

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I love Hondo bum fighting
I just witnessed the worst bum fight I’ve ever seen on venice beach. My stomach is in knots. The one bum got jumped by 2 other bums. One of the dudes had what looked like a bike frame cut in half and was using it to beat the guy w it. And his mate was sucker punching him. This happened around families and children. So gross. I biked to the fire fighters that were sitting in their vehicle by the skate park and told them they needed to help this guy out as he had gotten away but was bloody and screaming. They told me they were first responders and I needed to go get the cops whose cars were parked next to the fire fighters. Cops were no where to be found.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m divorcing my wife over Jardiance
Every time the Jardiance commercial comes on with the plus size model dancing and singing it reminds me of Stinkney. From the poor choreography, sub par "dancing" and the signature head pop plus walking around with the crew fake talking and interacting. I don't know, just a thought she must eat at Don Pedro’s restaurant Yuck!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo Fat People
They’re all just lying to them selves to avoid any type of responsibility. Fat Hondo pigs listen up! I think it's interesting that you think people have a responsibility to not be fat. I think this is an area where fat people often get held to a different standard - smokers and drinkers get criticism, sure, but they don't get the kind of frequent harassment that fat people get. I think each of the points you've made have some flaws, and I'll go through them point by point and tell you where I disagree. There are plenty of problems associated with being fat, being obsese or even overweight increased risk if health problem. There’s nothing more to it. You may not have problems at 20 or 30, but it’ll all go downhill eventually. I bolded "associated with" because it was a particularly apt choice of words. The link between high weight and health problems is a correlation. There exist obese people who do not have health issues. Obesity also has very strong correlations with being poor and being a minority, both of which we know leads to much worse health outcomes independent of BMI. The data we have is very difficult to untangle in a way where we can clearly say what exactly the health risks of being obese are independent of other factors that impact health. It's also quite possible that there's something which both causes obesity and all these health problems, and then another thing which causes obesity but no health problems. 2. No, you aren’t oppressed. You made the choices to eat the amount of food you did to get to your size. If you don’t fit in a plane seat, or don’t meet the weight requirements for an activity, no one is required to accommodate you. You get to deal with the consequences.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo Fat People
I'm talking about people who are 50kg overweight. They look really disgusting, as they aren't taking care of themselves at all, not talking care of their diet or exercising at all. I know that there is a tiny fraction of fat people who can't help it due to medical conditions. They is truly sad for them, but I still think that they are offensive to look at. Now go on a diet you pigs.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Hondo Fat People
In a majority of cases here in Hondo, being overweight is a direct result of poor dieting and exercise. Fat people are fat because of their own actions. I realize there are fringe cases in which someone's weight is out of their control, this is not about them. Fat people are less attractive, smell worse, take up more space, move slower and always want the AC cranked way up to chill their blubbery sweat flabs. They are a minority(or in the US, majority) that has to be consistently accommodated for. ALL because of their own choices and actions that caused them to become a blob of inconvenience. We shame smokers. We shame drug users and drinkers. We shame people for bad dental hygiene. Why can't we shame fat people? Why did we have to remove fatpeoplehate? "Body acceptance" is a joke. People, especially Americans should be encouraged to maintain their health. We should feel bad for some 300 pound narcissistic delusional whale that thinks her weight isn't an issue

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Those that hate Don Pedro’s food
I’m back from hiding out in Brazil so free booze for the whole town.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Those that hate Don Pedro’s food
This is about you fat Hondo pigs and Don Pedro. This includes the "muh hormones" excuse, the "metabolism" excuses, the "different foods affect my body differently" crap, the "intuitive eating" thing, all of it. The basic biological equation is calories in minus calories out equals net gain/loss. If you eat a 1200 calorie per day diet and exercise an appropriate amount you will lose weight. If you claim you've done this and didn't lose weight you're lying and/or you didn't actually count your calories or exercise enough. This equation is true in all situations and for all people. It doesn't work differently because you have PCOS, ADHD, depression, or any other disease or disorder the obese use as a convenient excuse. Your doctor isn't trying to hurt your feelings and they aren't "fatphobic". They recognize you're wildly unhealthy and trying to get that through your fat gross skull. Sometimes they have to be blunt. They say it nicer than I would. Nobody cares about your "body issues". Lose the weight and stop making excuses. There is no such thing as a healthy obese person. "Healthy" and "obese" are mutually exclusive.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Those that hate Don Pedro’s food
I thought deflategate was finally dead and gone and the Patriots were generally vindicated, but since some co-workers, people online, and even NFL players this week keep bringing it up as if it actually has merit I wanted to lay out the math involved so people could more confidently shut up the haters. Pats supporters will often say "The math proves there was no manual deflation", but some will counter with "Bill Nye did the math and confirmed there was deflation! ". Every article online seems to state that the changes are consistent with weather without ever showing the math, so people are forced to either believe the article or believe Bill Nye tweets. I wanted to provide the actual math for those who are unfamiliar to you can see for yourself. Let's just see who was right. (Spoiler: Bill Nye made a middle school level error and refuses to admit it.) Ideal Gas Law which governs the behavior of a hypothetical gas in various conditions states that: Tom Brady cheated! Now hangs out with a poor scrawny and alcohol qb and a drunk Russian.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Those that hate Don Pedro’s food
Told you to DEFLATE MY BALLS!! you could've been quarterback but nooo you couldn't properly deflate my balls so eltonio deflate my balls, made big $ & now deflates balls just fo fun! He will be a citizen in 32 years & will stop using bananna boat...to sneak in us

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Those that hate Don Pedro’s food
For a few years now I've been trying (and failing) to lose weight. I'm unhealthy, out of breath from walking up the stairs, get rashes under my belly, feel pain when I bend over to tie my shoelaces, and the list goes on. I also eat at Don Pedro’s restaurant several time a week. This time I want to end it once and for all. No more easy superfast diets using medications and other stuff that either does not work or works temporarily but is super unhealthy. I want to redo my life, get fit and eat healthy. But all you do is tell me I am beautiful the way I am. No I am not. There is nothing pretty about being obese. It's dangerous and it's an annoyance in my life. I know you are trying to cheer me up, but every time you do I feel kind of bad... You tell me "if you're fat I must be a landwhale" which you are not. You are a bit overweight, but you're 40cms taller than me and only weigh 5 more kg's! I don't care that you're a bit thicker because regardless of that you are healthy. You are fit and you eat right. I don't do either of those! Long story short; your compliments make me hate myself even more. ..

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m divorcing my wife over Jardiance
Because you can see their vice on the outside and judge. You can’t see the vice of the soccer mom who pops pills all day. You don’t see the stressed out dad drinking a bottle of whiskey every night. You don’t see the people addicted to porn watching it 5 hours a day. But you see every ounce of a fat person. You see their vice and addiction and “faults” as a person right there in the open. People would judge the others too if they knew their secrets. Unfortunately, the fat people can’t hide it. You fat pigs need to be shot!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m going to break my husband’s kneecaps! 🔨
Around a decade ago, Don Pedro’s BYU Goons and I were walking to the night owl bus stop from 4th street when this happened to us. A group of 5 big guys followed us and surrounded us and beat us up. It was terrifying. They knocked my boyfriend completely unconscious and a huge pool of blood spilled out beneath him, so they ran. The cops came, caught them, and let them go moments later. It was such a surreal experience to see criminals just… walk free—after what they did. Almost like giving them permission to continue this. It is extremely traumatic to endure this hateful violence and I’m sorry this happened to you, too. It takes time to heal the psychological damage, more so than the physical. Going out never quite feels the same. It deeply affects comfort with public affection, even just being close to a BYU Goon makes me worry even 10 years later. So, give it time if you feel uncomfortable or anxious for a while. Don’t push yourself. I wish you both peace and healing during this difficult time.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m going to break my husband’s kneecaps! 🔨
I’m Don Pedro Mexican Mormon and I pork Mildred at least once a week she is trying to steal my restaurant and go have relations with that poor scrawny and alcoholic Frankenfool. Yes I have a porn collection it is because Mildred Pedro is so fat with rolls of cottage cheese 🧀 I can’t stomach that. I’m Don Pedro Mexican Mormon and I am not an Oreo!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m going to break my husband’s kneecaps! 🔨
It totally crippled the Don Pedro’s economy. Cooks couldn’t keep it running. It really knocked the legs out from under it. Thankfully, that’s all changed. Nasty food is everywhere now. It’s just unfortunate some people use them as a crutch.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I’m going to break my husband’s kneecaps! 🔨
When my marriage was ending, my ex made a point of telling me that no man would ever want me because I was fat. It was just one more stab in the barrage of verbal attacks and insults that characterized our last 3 years together. He said that he, on the other hand, would have no trouble finding women to be with. At the time, it hurt a lot. My self esteem was pretty low and I believed him. Walking away was very difficult, especially because I had let him convince me that I would forever be alone. It was something that I had to do, so I embraced my fate. He couldn't believe that I would actually leave. Now I’m going to break Don Pedro’s kneecaps that Oreo.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m divorcing my wife over Jardiance
Another big Pharma ad showing how being a lazy fat slob is perfectly fine. Another perfect example of how this country has failed and continues to fail. I’m sure Don Pedro thinks she is cool.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m divorcing my wife over Jardiance
I agree fully with you Jose Del Rio. All of these song and dance commercials have gotten old. Everything from birth control to too tight jeans for big butted people to diabetes drugs makes people break out into song. I hate them all - especially the ones that basically shove a pill at people in lieu of healthier living. Diabetes runs in my family so I have seen the battle up close and personal; so far I have avoided it myself by living a fairly healthy lifestyle. Maybe more dancing and exercise (away from the TV cameras) would help these folks not need to take the drug of the day pushed by big pharma.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you stink!
I farted too much when they put me on this medication that caused constipation at the psychiatric ward and i was eating unhealthy food from home a lot i had loud farts, louder than anything you can imagine how do i get over this embarrassment? the nurses heard, the patients heard, probably the doctors noticed it was over 1 year ago. how do i get over the embarrassment? i do not have this outside of the hospital. do you think other patients and nurses would remember that? i feel so embarrassed, i can't talk to anybody about it

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you stink!
That's really not funny, I'm in this group home run by ladd, I'm only here to do my probation time, I may have pretended but there are some crazy mfrs in here, Most have no record due to not being able to stand trial yet have long rap sheets, prosecutor can not prosicute crazy people & won't try... The workers here don't help much, they get the residents stoned.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you stink!
I am a certified nutcase so STFU. I've been inpatient a lot. The first time I was 11, it was terrifying. I went to residential when I was 12-13, which is a long term mental hospital, and it was terrifying and traumatic. I went in the last time in 2019 where I met one of my best friends and it wasn't the worst time. Overall, it's scary, but can be helpful. Note - I just passed my 1 year being clean from self-harm :)

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you stink!
Don Pedro you don’t know anything you should listen. So I'm in college and I have a friend who isn't that great at taking care of herself. Her apartment is always a mess, usually with bowls or plates with food that's gone bad everywhere. Now I can't judge too hard because I know when I'm not in a good place mentally I can let things like that go. So when we hang out I typically suggest my place or somewhere public, because her personal hygiene is usually pretty standard, if not she smells strangely sometimes because she uses apple cider vinegar in her hair, but I don't really know what the benefits of that are. However lately I've had the very real problem of her farting. Non. Stop. It's honestly disgusting, but I try to be polite about it and not embarrass her. And it wouldn't be an issue if it was one time, but the past several times we've hung out she farted almost every other minute, with only the slightest bit of relief between them. And distance doesn't seem to matter much because they are just that potent. It travels so far, she farted in my bedroom and I could smell it in my kitchen. The other day she came over and she was hot so she turned the fan on directly at her and facing me. And I don't think I have to describe how that went. It's come to the point where I'm avoiding hanging out which sucks because she's a really good friend. But I just seriously can't hack it. I would approach her about it but she's very sensitive and I'm afraid I'm going to embarrass her. She can also get a little snappy if she feels defensive and it's just not a great situation. What should I do? If I do approach her about it what should I say?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you stink!
I’m Don Pedro Mexican Mormon and you people didn’t get intestinal problems from my restaurant food. This is conspiracy by Mexican people saying I am an Oreo. I’m Don Pedro Mexican Mormon and I am not an Oreo!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you stink!
Well run like the sh! ts and leave or quit cooking bad eggs. When I eat your cooking it's like pulling the pin on a sh! t grenade.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you stink!
I finally had enough. A while ago I posted about my husband on another account. Both account and post have since been deleted but you can find it if you look for it. Some of you may remember my husband, who we shall refer to as Frotan. He used to fart in public, rank and rancid, and find it hilarious. There were gross sounding farts and often when I went to clean his clothes there was mucus in his underpants which reeked of ancient sewer systems. I have him an ultimatum - simply to stop farting on purpose when in public and at parties and family gatherings, or I’d leave him. He promised me. He continued his behaviour though. At a family dinner at our house, he trusted a fart and fully blew chunks into his pants. At first he tried to say the sound and smell came from me, and I just stood up exasperated and left the table. When the stench stayed without me in the room, everyone knew it was him and he once again tried to blame me, saying that I cooked him bad eggs for breakfast. Everyone ended up leaving as he had literally splurted slime down the leg of his pants. I was mortified and had to tell all of our guests about his constant flatulence later on when they asked why I was divorcing him over this. He’s tried to win me back by promising not to fart any more and saying that he’ll even clean his own washing. It’s all too late though, for a 40-something year old man to act in such a way. His family has suggested I support him through whatever he is going through at the moment and said that brain conditions like alzheimers run in his side of the family. Call me cold but diarrhoea runs in his jeans and I’ve had enough, medical illness or not. I’m done. I’m leaving.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you stink!
I got fired for farting 😢

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you stink!
I have been sleeping in the spare room more and more often recently because my wife kicks me out of bed whenever I break wind. The farts range from loud parping salutes to the dawn or nighttime horrors which pass silently in the darkness. One thing that remains true of most of them is the powerful smell they leave: a kind of beefy sulphur smell which is quite horrendous. I dare say if you smelled it you would assume someone trailed the dog turd of a mutt dying of colon cancer into the room on his shoe. I understand that it's horrid but my attempts to change my diet have met with howls of protest from my wife and her mother. They originate from Southern China where it's all about spicy food. I am of Chinese heritage (Hong Kong) but I was born and grew up in the west. When I first moved to China I didn't speak the language and always went to MacDonalds because they had a picture menu you could point to. My wife (then my gf) would often find the MD wrappers in my kitchen trash and assumed I hated Chinese food. Now she thinks I use my farts to avoid eating her food. If I feel like I will let one go I try to vaccate the room but it's not always possible. Sometimes I do it in my sleep... one time, I was awoken by the dog barking at me, frightened by the noxious odour I had produced(EDIT: YES, I have thought of blaming the dog). I have also visited doctors both here and in the UK and have been told to change my diet which I'd be happy to do if it didn't upset my wife. We all take turns cooking here as both my wife and I work. Her mother takes care of our daughter. She takes such pride in her cooking and I love her and I do enjoy it very, very much. However amusing this situation may seem to an outsider (hell, I would laugh) It is ruining my marriage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you stink!
Farting is destroying my life I am constantly in need of farting and it is a pain in the ass, I go to school and I am always scared of taking any tests, because I can't sit still for a long time without having the need of farting. When I try to not fart while taking a test or attending class, my stomach kind of explodes on the inside with a loud sound. I had to come up with something to prevent all this, so I usually go to the bathroom every brake we have at school to fart inside there so it will last for one class (45 mins). Though when we have mock exams it is horrible, we are allowed to go the bathroom yes, but a teacher has to wait outside your bathroom so he can hear everything. This is so embarassing to have as a problem, it's almost making me suicidal. Is there any advice for what food I need to stay away from/eat or any other stuff? And FU Del Rio for embarrassing me!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » All of you stink!
I know a guy. Jerry. He has what I consider a gas “problem” for lack of a better term. Once we went to a Cuban place that had black beans, rice, and onions served with everything. At the time, Jerry's mother had him on a strange diet of raisins and pork. She thought it would be good for his athleticism. The next morning we were sitting around a dock and Jerry let loose. If you've never heard wood snapping, that's what this was. I thought the dock had buckled underneath him. Then it started to sputter. It sounded like a klaxon horn being dropped into a bucket of oatmeal. People on boats were looking around. Oh and it smelled like death.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Aquaman 💦 is going to punish Dexter for 🏓 my bare butt 🩸
Aquaman! Stay away from my wife! Hey she’s does have a nice backside doesn’t she 😃 I’m not that mad I will show my buddies Aquaman porking wife on video as we get drunk and play poker ♣️

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Aquaman 💦 is going to punish Dexter for 🏓 my bare butt 🩸
Dexter I got an extra 50 🏓 from Aquaman but this time I enjoyed the pain then he like my bruised and bloody culo so he stuck his 🌭 in there and I howled 🐺 I also filmed it to show your friends Dexter and I will buy them cases of beer as they watch the video. Hahaha Dexter I got spanked by Aquaman while you were at that nerdy cubicle job. I’m burning your supper as Aquaman services my butt. Kitchen bang ‼️ hahaha

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m pregnant with Frankenfool’s baby 👹 👦
Frankenfool is hell of a qb old poor scrawny and alcoholic but I sure had a great time hanging out getting all drunk and flipping off trains. You mess with Frankenfool you mess with Aquaman.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Aquaman 💦 is going to punish Dexter for 🏓 my bare butt 🩸
Cindy called me and when my train cruised through town I got flipped off by some poor scrawny looking drunk and I was like No Way! That is Tom Brady all wasted throwing footballs at my train. I had to check it out and damn it was fun downing malt liquor with Frankenfool, Tom Brady and Vladimir Puto. I got plastered never had this much fun with this stupid Aquaman gig so then I gave Cindy 50 more 🏓 and an autograph ✍️. This town has more fun to do than Las Vegas.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Aquaman 💦 is going to punish Dexter for 🏓 my bare butt 🩸
I called Aquaman and he is going to get you Dexter since Oprah is too fat to help me.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I bet on Alabama 🏈 to win now they are going to cut off my arms 🪓
Iran says they will 🔪 off my hands for gambling so I can’t hide in Iran. I did bet on Iran to beat Iraq in soccer.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I bet on Alabama 🏈 to win now they are going to cut off my arms 🪓
Now that the homeass leader was blown to bits iran wants you home.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I bet on Alabama 🏈 to win now they are going to cut off my arms 🪓
Look I 💉 women to get them in the 🛌 so Art I will cut off your 🌭 with some ✂️ and you will 🩸 all over the place. Maybe you can call that bet even you 🫏

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I bet on Alabama 🏈 to win now they are going to cut off my arms 🪓
Buzz Sawyer and Tank Patton are going to chop off my arms with an 🪓 if I don’t pay up. I’m broke I have no 💰 what do I do? Call 📞 Oprah?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m pregnant with Frankenfool’s baby 👹 👦
Zonger will room with Bryan Coldburger they will be a slashing couple in prison.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m pregnant with Frankenfool’s baby 👹 👦
Maybe so but I grow weed so good when that perverted child molesting sob Tony zongker ate half a loaf of toast the infused butter made that mofo sing like a mockingbird in front of the Camara, that pos molested 6 kids 2 of his own. He's Doin life, bye bye zongker

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m pregnant with Frankenfool’s baby 👹 👦
You are all sad morally depraved people

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m pregnant with Frankenfool’s baby 👹 👦
I hope it’s a girl Frankenbaby because if it’s boy it will throw footballs 🏈 get drunk with my x husband and some dick tater like Vlad and flip off trains. If it’s a Frankengirl I can save her soul.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m pregnant with Frankenfool’s baby 👹 👦
What if the Frankenbaby comes out drunk poor scrawny and alcoholic? What if it is a girl because I doubt you know. A girl Frankenfool would become? Maybe a medical doctor because a female Frankenfool could be the exact opposite of poor scrawny and alcoholic. Nature is funny just like all you idiots in this horrible town contributing and celebrating Frankenfool’s unfortunate plight in life mostly self inflicted but still.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Iranian Mine Sweepers you get a key to heaven 😇
Toilet should be a mine sweeper fat and blubber flying everywhere 💥 He obese tamale woman selling tampons to illegal wets.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m pregnant with Frankenfool’s baby 👹 👦
F Off Toliet! You fat hog and your junk Toyota car he will be a QB 🏈 and probably an alcoholic but I like booze myself so we will get wasted together and flip off trains. Toilet stuck with fat pig 🐷 tamale fat girl that smells like rotten fish 🐟.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m pregnant with Frankenfool’s baby 👹 👦
Will that baby be able to throw a football? 🏈 or another kickoff only scrub?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m pregnant with Frankenfool’s baby 👹 👦
Are you sure it isn’t Vladimir Puto’s baby!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I’m pregnant with Frankenfool’s baby 👹 👦
I’m having a poor scrawny and alcoholic baby I Hope Frankenfool will be sober when he is born. Frankenfool needs to buy some footballs for his baby he will be a qb not a kickoff only scrub.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you are under surveillance
You people need a mental hospital

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you are under surveillance
Cindy’s panties are stuck to her bloody butt so I’m going to rip them off to see some 🩸 she never learns not to back sass.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you are under surveillance
I saw you there Toilet with your piece of crap Toyota and that ghetto music blasting while Dexter was swatting me you pig 🐷 your gut hanging out with those Ball Point Pen tatoos that are 3rd rate ghetto. Dexter has a 🏓 tattoo on his swing arm and you think it is cool. Your name Toilet suits you well this you take in all the 💩 You just wait Toilet when Mister Clean comes town and Mister Clean 🧼 will clean up this deplorable town we live in.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you are under surveillance
FU go take a look at Dexter he took Cindy to the public spanking stocks gave her 50 🏓 on her white butt for burning his pancakes 🥞 It was funny she squirmed as she got her swats on her twat.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » All of you are under surveillance
This website is under jurisdiction of The Federal Act Of Dumbasses and all of you are going to be prosecuted. 7-10 years jail time then you all can talk 💩 from a cell.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: The Ranchito was a hood rat heaven
FU Yolanda I can dance better than all you cows twerking to 2 Live Crew you bovines.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: The Ranchito was a hood rat heaven
Toilet can’t dance and his car is junk thinks it’s cool because of a loud muffle.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: The Ranchito was a hood rat heaven
Oh geez there was Yolanda twerking to some 70s Michael Jackson sound when he use to be black. But of drunk probation and parole violators in that Ranchito.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you get shoved down the 🚽 for Christmas
That Ranchito was full of reefer addicts like yourself blobs dancing around to tejano music looking like a bunch of fat dancing bears. I don’t WTF they were making in the kitchen looked like half cooked squirrel 🐿️ The whole place was baked on reefer and beer bunch of stoned and drunk fat dancing bears 🐻

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you get shoved down the 🚽 for Christmas
I'm only laughing at you because I had a GREAT cannabis grow (over 14 lbs) on 12 plants & im REALLLY STONED!!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: All of you get shoved down the 🚽 for Christmas
STFU Toilet! Your made because you drive a piece of junk 🚘 shove your head in your own toilet 🚽 you clown.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » All of you get shoved down the 🚽 for Christmas
All of you will have your heads shoved into a 🚽 with a giant 💩 in it.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: The Ranchito was a hood rat heaven
Screw you Toilet you bad mouth your own people you are acting like an Oreo.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: The Ranchito was a hood rat heaven
FU Toilet I had to take a crap 💩 so I did right there in Ranchito! I didn’t even wash my hands so FU there and I groped Yolanda! I pushed out a large yellow and green turd and I refused to flush the toilet.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » The Ranchito was a hood rat heaven
I walked in there and it was a bunch of crazy Mexicans all over the place saying how they were going to beat up Don Pedro. Now I had a beer and some overweight cows started twerking I barfed into my drink went to the bathroom some obese dude taking a dump it was disgusting. A whole herd of fat people that haven’t had a bath in weeks I’m glad it was shutdown. You all hate Don Pedro then you all pig out at his restaurant so there you go.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I want to drink with Frankenfool
Didn’t David Cassidy drink himself to death? Or was that a hoax and that was really him getting all wasted and flipping off trains? I think I will get wasted after I rip off mini mart and if I make it across the highway and tracks I will get wasted with Frankenfool throw some footballs with Tom Brady and have a few shots of vodka with Vlad and flip off some trains.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I want to drink with Frankenfool
I saw those three clowns all drunk flipping off my train. I was like that looks like a blast they are having so much fun. I had my train come to a halt went over went WTH they gave me a pint of malt liquor and had some fun. Get all polluted flipping off trains got a Super Bowl football signed by Tom Brady and Vladimir Puto has the best HOs. I gave your poor scrawny and alcoholic town hero and his gang free VIP passes to my concert. What a fun town your mayor Roland Diaz is the best I might move here to get drunk and high and flip off some trains.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You wanna pet some Grizzly Bears 🐻?
Feed those 14th Street rats to the bears.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Iranian Mine Sweepers you get a key to heaven 😇
Sounds good get rid of these hood rats polluting our town.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You wanna pet some Grizzly Bears 🐻?
Can my kids feed the bears some apples? It would be a great experience for Christmas break.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Iranian Mine Sweepers you get a key to heaven 😇
Great opportunity for your children ages 12-17. Run through the minefields tied together with a rope on your way to paradise. You will be the coolest kid in town and get free ice cream for life. You get a golden key to heaven and 500 dollars in cash! 💰

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » You wanna pet some Grizzly Bears 🐻?
The Grizzly Bears are my friends so come along a let’s hang out with some Grizzlies. Don’t be afraid they are harmless that is just my detached head with part of my spine still attached. My audio account is awesome we can listen to it together. The old Grizzly was just horse playing with me 🐴 I wanted the bear to eat that annoying winch 👩 that was with me and Ollie the Grizzly ate her because she wouldn’t shut up. Anyhow let’s hang out with Grizzly Bears.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
I went to Officer Bob to report Dexter and Officer Bob gave me 50 🏓 for being a tattletale.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Want to be a used hot tub it’s a killer deal 🛀
I mean Hot Tub you see how killer my drugs are? Come on but my hot tub 🛁

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Want to be a used hot tub it’s a killer deal 🛀
My career was in the tank I was a fat out of shape old piece of crap and tried out for Team Frankenfool and they cut me put me in kitchen with Don Pedro. So I pulled a Micheal Jackson took me some general anesthesia drugs to party on and I drowned in this hot tub I have for sale. Come one man you will have the coolest hot run in town. Buy it.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
I blistered her culo bloody for disrespect and Jizzle stay in Brazil. She open the bag of food and inside there was a 🏓 she already knew she got into position and I swatted her bare twat 🩸. I filmed the punishment and will sell the video for beer and lottery ticket money.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
Don’t do it Cindy! It will be Dexter with his 🏓 to spank your bare butt for back sassing. Tom Brady just gave me 500 🏓 he posed as Door Dash he arrive with no food at all. His spanked my skinny plastic surgery twat 500 times as my new karate master boyfriend laughed and counted the swats then he wanted Tom Brady’s autograph! I hate you Tom Brady!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
Cindy order some food from Door Dash.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Want to be a used hot tub it’s a killer deal 🛀
That winch knocked me over the head took my 🏓 and went to DQ to get impregnated I have head trauma. Cindy will get 1, 000 🏓

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Want to be a used hot tub it’s a killer deal 🛀
Adios

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Want to be a used hot tub it’s a killer deal 🛀
12 jurors, 1 judge & 1/2 assed chance.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Want to be a used hot tub it’s a killer deal 🛀
I do, as soon as I get done with 13 & 1/2

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
Dexter I hit with a frying pan is he is out cold and you godless people influence Dexter to do wrong.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Want to be a used hot tub it’s a killer deal 🛀
You sick puds Matthew Perry was a drug addict and you make fun. You all need Jesus!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Want to be a used hot tub it’s a killer deal 🛀
So do you want to buy the hot tub I drowned in when I passed out? It’s a killer deal.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Want to be a used hot tub it’s a killer deal 🛀
I hope the vandewalle kids don't stink it up before they catch a football bag of cats down by weynand hill! The parisa they eat makes a noise and it's not a nice one like drowning in there high on ketimine.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Want to be a used hot tub it’s a killer deal 🛀
Yeah I passed out and drowned I took drugs because I wanted general anesthesia but now I have a hot tub for sale. It stinks of death but it is a great price you can impress your friends and be cool. I know you want to be cool and now you can by purchasing my killer hot tub. 🛀

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
I’m getting out my 🏓 and going to swat Cindy are her bare bum she will yell out sweet Jesus.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
Jesus is the only way.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
Cindy about an hour ago You people need Jesus. A M E N, Cindy!!!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
You people need Jesus.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
There is VD in the municipal water supply you people. Wake up!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
I am voting for Biden he will keep the 🏓 in my hand so I can spank Cher when ever she is disobedient.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
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Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
You tell them Jizzle. Sonny just took the 🏓 to my bare butt for back sassing.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
STFU you clowns my husband hangs out with a poor scrawny and alcoholic kickoff only scrub and a Russian! All they do is get drunk and flip off trains. I want more Super Bowls! You fry up carp you lowlife and Don Pedro is an Oreo!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
You fake Mexican Fake Mormon you are a fraud Don Pedro the Oreo.

Devine Topix/Craigslist replacement » Where is that Selena dancing Joto?
Yes I’m still going to belt that Selena dancing Joto for stealing my tools.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Party Slaughter House
Yeah and they say I’m a front for drug dealers and that is BS.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Party Slaughter House
It was a party house Never quiet like a mouse Turn that music down You clowns This noisy town I can’t get any sleep I am sick of counting sheep I don’t want to hear a peep I’m a knife loving creep One of you has a jeep I think it will neat To turn your music off Wipe up blood with a mop Too much slop Call the cops Get just a ticket I want to hear crickets So I did what the people want I didn’t taunt I just turned the music off I took pleasure Taking drastic measures But now we have peace It took bloody meat The hood is now neat They won’t be chasing any cleats Yes it was a cheat I better go My lawyer is giving me a blow What the hell It’s in my cell Oh well The people said thanks For my final prank Dispatching those skanks One was posing for Swank So now it is quiet as a mouse No more party house

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Free Clown Shows
The police are going to put you a mental facility for the criminally insane. You all are very sick people in need of mental treatment.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Free Clown Shows
I will take Cindy to my crawl space and use a pair of pliers and a blow torch to entertain her with my clown show.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I recommend a mental treatment center for you people
I’m reported this all to the authorities it is time for you people to be brought to justice. You can received the very best mental health care that is available.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I recommend a mental treatment center for you people
Heck, if I wasn't in this rubber suit I'd kick myownas

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I recommend a mental treatment center for you people
If I wasn't in this group home I'd kickuras

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I recommend a mental treatment center for you people
You people are very sick in the head and need professional mental help. Do it for yourself and this community.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Free Clown Shows
All you degenerates need some professional help.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Free Clown Shows
While tickling your throat no doubt

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Free Clown Shows
I will touch your balls

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Free Clown Shows
I heard you hide your dildos there

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Free Clown Shows
I have a cool crawl space full of cool stuff.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: How can you people worship kick off only Frankenfool?
Frankenfool needs alcohol rehabilitation not hero status.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Patriots are 2-10 so what I’m not coming back I love getting drunk flipping off trains and HOs
You sick people should be arrested.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Patriots are 2-10 so what I’m not coming back I love getting drunk flipping off trains and HOs
Rambo is cool we drank vodka I lend him my best HO Rambo talk funny with one liners but he flipped off a train a throw footballs with Tom Brady.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Patriots are 2-10 so what I’m not coming back I love getting drunk flipping off trains and HOs
The cops tried to make me go away by driving me to the other side of town. I snuck back to get wasted with Frankenfool.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Patriots are 2-10 so what I’m not coming back I love getting drunk flipping off trains and HOs
I thought Frankenfool was a qb back in 72 but kickoff only scrub! Now he has corrupted a real 16 time NFL Super Bowl winning QB that is Tom Brady now Tom Brady has long hair and a beard and always has a malt liquor waiting there all drunk to flip off trains. I left kickoff only Frankenfool went back to Crystal City where I picked spinach in the fields for years getting abused by wicked white farm owners because Frankenfool wasn’t a qb but a kickoff only scrub. Mean white farmers called me kickoff only lover and it was humiliating. I hate you Frankenfool!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Patriots are 2-10 so what I’m not coming back I love getting drunk flipping off trains and HOs
FU Jizzle and Coach Bill Bell-a-Chuck I will never return. Frankenfool and Vladimir Puto are my brothers. I’m never been so alive no more silly Super Bowl Championships by throwing a stupid looking ball around making stupid people cheer. Go throw your own footballs for a change I’m sick of it. Getting plastered and flipping off trains is my calling now and top shelf Russian HOs is a great perk hanging out here in Frankenfool’s rusted out trailer. Compulsive gambling is fun as well as using my cannon of an arm to peg Frankenfool’s x wife with eggs is the least I can do for our town hero since Frankenfool showed me how to live life free on my own terms. So FU New England and your 2-10 record.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » You town people think Tom Brady is so cool.
I hate you Tom Brady! You left me at a Taco Bell off Interstate 95 and then you got all wasted. I hate you Tom Brady!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: How can you people worship kick off only Frankenfool?
I hate you Tom Brady! I wanted a 17th Super Bowl trophy.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: How can you people worship kick off only Frankenfool?
Booger eaters for Biden!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: How can you people worship kick off only Frankenfool?
You are a sick puppy that has severe mental illness.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: How can you people worship kick off only Frankenfool?
All of you are sick in the head! I am ashamed of this town and all of you nutcases. You all need to find Jesus!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: How can you people worship kick off only Frankenfool?
I hate you Frankenfool! I wanted more Super Bowls not having to work the Taco Bell drive thru. I hate you Tom Brady!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: How can you people worship kick off only Frankenfool?
I killed half of my career winning more meaningless Super Bowls. Yes 16 titles but I was empty and bored and no more ambition so I left that life behind. My train went through town and I got flipped off! That is what I needed I had the train stop and met Frankenfool wanting to fight him then I saw how much fun they were having I asked to join they said hell yes. And my life has meaning and direction the poor scrawny and alcoholic unselfishly showed me how to be happy and have fun. Jizzle leave me alone I am finally happy.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: How can you people worship kick off only Frankenfool?
Just when I got to the loo after having bad cramps I start to hurry & sit on the seat but before I could stop it a HUGE stream of liquidity shot out of my sweet cheeks all over the lavatory, that will teach this place to serve me uncooked eggs.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: How can you people worship kick off only Frankenfool?
Nah you need a real life already bro get off the internet and get a job or a hobby you’re really not funny and you’re just killing half you’re day on here talking nonsense that literally nobody cares about

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: How can you people worship kick off only Frankenfool?
Frankenfool Rules! I’m finally enjoying my life and it is all because of Frankenfool.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » How can you people worship kick off only Frankenfool?
He was only on kickoff back in 72 you people are blind. Frankenfool is a liar! He told me he was the qb I a had two kids who thought their dad was a qb. Not a kickoff only scrub! Poor scrawny and an alcoholic is your hero? What can Frankenfool possibly represent? Freedom to get drunk and flip off trains? I was humiliated I believed I married a qb but it was all just lies I tell you people lies! I burned all his kick off only footballs that Frankenfool said was TD pass footballs he threw when he was a qb he was kickoff only! There back in 77 I passed out it was Frankenfool kickoff only never a qb just kickoff. Today the liar is the town hero how can that be he was kickoff only no hero and kickoff only scrub and you all treat him like a God!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
Cher needs the Dikens spanked out of her right now. Nina tried to turn Cher on me because I get drunk with Frankenfool.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
I was a Crystal City cheerleader back in 72 and there was a Dikens family getting us all drunk with cider and I got a Dikens put inside me and I loved it! I heard of this great qb Frankenfool I was going to get him and I did but I didn’t find out Frankenfool was kickoff only until 77! I blame the Dikens cider.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Santa is coming!! Bring the Mrs on down to shop!!
Yes I am the corrupt mayor for life and we are holding a college girl on break strip contest. The winner will get 10, 000 in tuition money so I expect a good turn out. Mr Dikens can sell cider and make some $ all can get drunk and cheer on some naked coeds it will be a great Xmas.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Santa is coming!! Bring the Mrs on down to shop!!
For a limited time Santa will be here for the little Mrs & she can tell Santa EVERYTHING she wants while enjoying an extra large hard Dickens cider while you shop. Got a college girl headed off to school after turning of age? She can have a hard Dickens cider free while you're there to hold her hand, her & her mom can slam that Dickens cider together & you can judge who finishes first!!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
Ole granny smith, the apple of my eye can deflate balls while enjoying an extra large hard dikens cider or 2, she's a real hit with the football team while mr dikens serves those cheer leaders in the back door.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
Deflate the balls!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
I thought Frankenfool was a qb not kickoff only! Now Tom Brady 16 time Superbowl champion hangs out with that liar!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
I thing I will join you Tom the team sucks I don’t care anymore Russian HOs and malt liquor sounds like a great change. Screw the Patriots I want to get drunk and flip off trains. I will give Jizzle a spanking before I leave town.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
Frankenfool is my hero I am finally free having fun for the first time getting drunk flipping off trains all day and banging top shelf Russian HOs this is the life I always wanted. Super Bowls? Who cares I won that 16 times and it’s boring. Malt liquor first thing in the morning is awesome than getting rowdy I let my hair grow long I take chlorine baths and shop lift quarts of malt liquor. Jizzle made me dress like a doosh and now I wear old smelly t shirts and old jeans with flip flops. I’m living a great life hey Frankenfool here comes a train! Gotta go train needs to be flipped off

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
Frankenfool is a liar! He gets wasted with Tom Brady and Vladimir Puto and brags how he made me think he was qb in 72!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
Tom cheated! He left me in Brazil to hang out with a poor scrawny and alcoholic kick off only scrub and now he just wants to get drunk and flip off trains! I hate you Tom Brady! And Vlad you gave him Russian HOs I hate you Vladimir Puto!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
Should've deflated my balls

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
You humiliated me Frankenfool you told me you were a qb and I fell for it you poor scrawny and alcoholic con artist. Kick off only scrub that is why I egg you when I can I only wanted to marry a qb not kick off only. You reek of malt liquor now you have a great grand kid that is becoming a poor scrawny and alcoholic kid. I hate you Frankenfool

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
FU Nina you piece of fried chicken you ran away back in 77 left me with no furniture or appliances I turned to malt liquor and because poor and scrawny and alcoholic. Yes I lied it was the only way so you run back to zero TD zero first downs and zero wins Crystal City qb that is all fat with warts you ratchet Ho. Here comes a train I need to flip off.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
Frankenfool lied to me told me he was qb and I fell for it and married a kickoff only scrub! Had two kids who thought dad was a qb they were devastated to find out dad was kickoff only. I ran off back to Crystal City with kids in shame I thought I married a qb. I hate you Frankenfool and yes I am old and wrinkly from hard years knowing I married and had kids with a kick off only scrub.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
Yes she found yearbook saw I was kickoff only ran away screaming and crying saying she only wanted to marry a qb not a kickoff only scrub. Then I started drinking became poor scrawny and alcoholic back in 77 now I flip off trains all day. My kids disowned me said I’m so poor I can’t even rent a turkey for thanksgiving.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
Frankenfool should have been qb in 72 but the coach put in no talent rich white kid and we lost. He told him x wife he was the qb and I backed up his lie and it worked. It got Frankenfool a wife but then she found out he was kickoff only and 💩 hit the fan. I think she ran back to Crystal City but whatever.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I am poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been qb in 72
any chubby girls wanna chat? I have warm malt liquor and stale popcorn. X wife left me back in 77 when she found out I was kickoff only.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Our wieners got stolen
Eugene has been reported but wasn’t engaged

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Our wieners got stolen
Vincent eugene martz mcconnellsburg Pennsylvania dances on the streets begging bread crumbs in mcconnellsburg pennsylvania eyes rolling ears wiggle foaming at the mouth screaming out of control lowlife piece of tard human waste murdered nikki martz his niece hustontown pennsylvania and got away with it. Vincent eugene martz mercersburg pennsylvania the Igor caused his brother pastor Stacey Martz master free mason post no.774 mcconnellsburg Pennsylvania and his wife julie martz mcconnellsburg pa marriage issues and Vincent caused their children problems in life. We hate vincent eugene martz mcconnellsburg pa. Scumbag retard lives in a trailer and drives junk cars. Bottom of the dirt nutjob

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I need some diet pills
Circus Midget reported but not engaged. This midget is dangerous she wants to destroy the auxiliary police.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Our wieners got stolen
The Circus Midget has been reported but not engaged.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I will be with Anton in 90 years
You leave Fatso Fred alone you auxiliary police nerds you bunch of reporting clowns and you dare reject me because I am a midget well Spock and Captain Kirk sure like what I gave them in the control room. And I will sell diet pills to anorexics all I want report that you nerds.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I need some diet pills
FU auxiliary police you rejected my application because I am a midget but Spock made a midget porn video with me so F off auxiliary police. Lola has a curvaceous butt and big boobs so you nerds worship her. FU auxiliary police.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I need some diet pills
Fred reported to the police for selling diet pills to anorexics reported did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I will be with Anton in 90 years
Fred has been reported but wasn’t engaged the police believe he ran out on a cheeseburger bill at Sonic.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I will be with Anton in 90 years
I beat Anorexia with a triple cheeseburger you pussies.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I will be with Anton in 90 years
You crazy B shot her in head twice you took my diet pills and went loco.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I need some diet pills
You stay away from my barfing kit you will not make me eat.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I need some diet pills
Hey you fatso towns people get some diet pills I’m feeling too fat. Come on lard butts turn me on!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I will be with Anton in 90 years
Wait for me Anton Chigurh 90 years isn’t that long and we can make babies.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Firebug reported lighting a dumpster
Pork Hotdog was arrested after a successful report. Pork Hotdog is in jail auxiliary police reported but did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Our wieners got stolen
The Weeny Bandit has been identified and reported but wasn’t engaged. He had to buy 100 packages of wieners of 100% beef or go to jail. He vows revenge but we know who the Weeny Bandit is and if he throws mustard on our headquarters he will be reported but not engaged. Anton Chigurh placed 3rd in the disco dancing contest but we had to report him because he said he was going to kill the judges he was only reported we did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Our wieners got stolen
I took all the wieners and fed them to my pigs. I’m sick of you geeks reporting on everybody dressed up like Star Trek you all all a bunch of pansy ass morons. Next I’m going to set your Star Trek Starship Enterprise disco ball on fire and make you slam dance because you will be on fire you nerds. Report that geeks!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Our wieners got stolen
Someone broke into our weeny storage unit and took all our wieners. We will find out who did this and report them. Only report will not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Quit making fun of my hairdo
The Klingons are our enemies they hate the auxiliary police

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Quit making fun of my hairdo
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Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Quit making fun of my hairdo
Pork Hotdog you called wrong on my coin flip and you are a spy trying to get information on the auxiliary police so I must deal with you. These nerds are cool they dig my hairdo it gets all the Star Trek chicks yes nerd girls but females nonetheless. Time to smoke some pork.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Quit making fun of my hairdo
Anton has a cool haircut so far he quit killing people for making fun of his disco dancing moves.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Firebug reported lighting a dumpster
You auxiliary police are nerds.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Firebug reported lighting a dumpster
Reported street bum lighting fire to dumpster reported did not engage. Employee put out fire chased bum with a broom again reported did not engage. Police sprayed down suspect with deodorized cleaning agent and set free. Reported did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Weeny Roast donations beef, pork or chicken
Dickens was arrested at dawn this morning good job auxiliary police we reported and did not engage. The Starship Enterprise cruises proudly through the space of crime reporting this week 100% beef wieners.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hot Beef Injection
Yeth is a code word that means assault the auxiliary police and we reported this to police but we did not engage. We got a donation of 100 wieners for our weekly weeny roast. Spock is happy.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hot Beef Injection
Yeth

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hot Beef Injection
Are all you mentally retarded?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Weeny Roast donations beef, pork or chicken
I will give your mom an extra large hard dark dikens cider while you get those weenies ready for her.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Weeny Roast donations beef, pork or chicken
I will donate a pack of weenies to the auxiliary police. They reported a bully that was taking my marijuana money they just reported they did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hot Beef Injection
Dolly Ringworm is reported for impersonating Breakfast Club movie star only reported did not engage. She is not a star report she is not a star. She was in Abuelas favorite movie she is an imposter. Reported did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Weeny Roast donations beef, pork or chicken
We are short on wieners so we need more weenies for our weekly wiener roast. Support the auxiliary police with your wieners so we can have weekly Star Trek John Travolta disco dancing contest. And everyone can leave with a belly full of weenies. We report crimes but we do not engage. On overnight patrol Elmore-3 auxiliary police out.,

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Angry Cole students reported peeing on school reported did not...
Reported to police threats of incest within city limits. Reported did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Angry Cole students reported peeing on school reported did not...
I heard your dad engaged your sister in the bung hole, I reported, I couldn't help but engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Angry Cole students reported peeing on school reported did not...
We are just like the auxiliary police you have except you follow a Battlestar Galatica style of reporting crime. We reported and stopped a potential graffiti campaign against your school. We report but do not engage we keep Goliad clean from evil Cylons.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Quit making fun of my hairdo
Anton did better at the dancing contest but still awkward. Reporting in Captain Kirk streets are clear did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Angry Cole students reported peeing on school reported did not...
Uncle has been reported for trying to make a deal with a quadruple murderer but did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hot Beef Injection
Coldburger reported only reported did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hot Beef Injection
Dolly Ringworm is my kind of gal I think you can have some slashing fun against the auxiliary police.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Angry Cole students reported peeing on school reported did not...
I think we can do business together Uncle Bobby those auxiliary police nerds have been a thorn in my side.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Angry Cole students reported peeing on school reported did not...
Since I am your moms brother we just shared the same mattress, just knocked her up, did NOT get engaged.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Angry Cole students reported peeing on school reported did not...
Angry Cole students reported peeing on school reported did not engage police made students clean up a successful report again reported did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
We reported the atrocity that happened to you. I missed the weeny roast because I was on patrol just that you know I missed out. An arrest will be made and mental health professionals will take care of your UFO problem. Reported did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
I was in the dollar store & had gas, well after cutting a silent one the new UFO hunters arrested me on a a ufo charge(unidentified flatulence odor) while in the back of the Tesla police cruiser the cuffs were so tight i nearly gurgled in my shorts, little did i know i had the dreadful copid 949.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
I was reporting by the auxiliary police and was in jail again. This time I was preparing and honor whipping because the girl cashier called me a pork product! A Star Trek geek reported me and to jail I went.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
Anton made me call a coin flip and I was wrong he tried to shoot me but my blubber defected the buck shot and now he is doing self surgery this dude is weird. Saying he needs to win the auxiliary police disco dancing contest.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Quit making fun of my hairdo
Can I have my cattle bolt gun back? I promise I will behave and not kill anybody with it. I’m taking disco dancing lessons so I can win the disco dancing contest. I think I will change my hairdo into something more contemporary.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Quit making fun of my hairdo
You people really need to find Jesus.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hot Beef Injection
Jesus this place needs to find God.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Quit making fun of my hairdo
Behave Anton you are just misunderstood you shouldn’t kill people that just ain’t cool and you have bad disco dancing skill. That is no reason to go around killing all the time you did eat 10 wieners so that was good. If you join the auxiliary police you can have a stun gun not a cattle killing bolt and a shot gun with a silencer and you can report crimes instead of committing them. And we will get you a new hairdo that doesn’t scare people to death.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hot Beef Injection
Dolly Ringworm reported for harassing butchers trying to get them to inject beef into her vagina. Dolly Ringworm arrested taken to mental health department. Reported did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Hot Beef Injection
Go to the meat department and buy me some hot beef and inject me with it.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Quit making fun of my hairdo
That is why I go around killing it is because of my hairdo it is horrible. It is glued on and I can’t get rid of it so I kill with a bolt gun because I’m tired of people laughing at my hair. Then a car hits me gives me a compound arm fracture and I can’t go to the hospital because of this hairdo. It isn’t like the people I eliminated were any good to begin with they were all asking for it. I did attend the weeny roast I ate about 10 wieners then the Star Trek nerds started laughing at my hairdo and my disco dancing was horrific. They flipped a coin and I guessed right so they let me disco dance but I got voted off the dance floor right under the Starship Enterprise it was humiliating. I’m going to hang out with Skanbara before he is deported back to Yemen to get revenge on the auxiliary police.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
The auxiliary police will pay my wife dishonorable disco dancing at a pork weeny roast in her underwear. I am dishonored auxiliary police nerds reported me again. They did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
Unless You are EXTREMELY RICH why would you vote Republican?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
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Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
Reported Mr Flatulence got Jupiter caught in Uranus they detoured on Mars they tried to travel the Milky Way reported but did not engage. Kirk and Spock have them on a tracker beam waiting for the police. Job well done auxiliary police reported but did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
That is all I can share for now, working on my next project.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
That is why we now have outer space U.F.O. "unidentified flatulence odor" pads made with our famous heat activated Kevlar coating to detect out going U.F.O. gas before it escapes Uranus & also stops those sneaky missiles that can possibly penetrate your defense system while intoxicated...

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
We reported the outburst but did not engage. It was Beelzebubba after he ate 5 enchilada plates with his fat wife well let’s just say they farted simultaneously causing a disruption in the fabric of space. Spock’s home planet of Vulcan was shaken we reported the fart to the intergalactic police and we find out Beelzebubba doesn’t have the best truck in town. The auxiliary police reported but did not engage. Expect UFO activity the next few days.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
Remember when I farted? mysterious radio burst with a pattern similar to a heartbeat has been detected in space. Astronomers estimate that the signal came from a galaxy roughly a billion light-years away

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If only gi joe were a power ranger but I heard they joined the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

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Will they have the famous logo badge that squirt's all liquid known to mankind?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
We a donating a pallet of wieners to the auxiliary police for doing a fine job on reported crime in the community. Additionally we have on order brand new Star Trek style uniforms and a disco dance floor with an outer space theme using the latest technology.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
Anton just be normal for once in your life and quit killing people for no reason that ain’t cool. Hang out at the weeny roast and make some friends and report crimes don’t commit them. Your horrible hairdo has to go I think there is some auxiliary police in you somewhere.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
I will kill for a few roasted wieners. It is like I didn’t waste anybody that didn’t deserve it and I will win the disco dancing contest.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
You have been reported for verbal harassment of our agents at the local taco joint expect a call from the local police. We only report you do not engage you are a reporting crime fighting club.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
I will lay down under Donald Trump!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
Our female agents will lay down under the Star Ship Enterprise to be inspected by Spock. But we only report we do not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
Live long and prostrate!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
Anton quit shooting people in the head with your bolt gun that is not very nice and yes your haircut is goofy you should just observe and report but you engage is indiscriminate murder. Come to our weeny roast but leave your silencer and other nasty toys at home then enter the disco dancing contest.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
Pale Rider you shotb all those goons right between the eyes that was good work but the auxiliary police just report we do not engage and we are non political. We have cool weekly weeny roasts and a disco dancing contest you should attend.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
I crave Trump's member!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
FU auxiliary police you nerds. You report me I send a laser beam at your Starship Enterprise so there.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
Anton Chigurh has been reported and is now arrested for having a bolt gun and the most awful hair style all time. Skanbara reported and in jail again for being here illegally he will be deported back to Yemen. Success auxiliary police patrol.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
Skanbara called tails when I made him make his call. He guessed right he is a lucky smelly turd.

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You must call a coin flip before you are allowed to cancel or not.

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Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
You auxiliary police bring me much shame my wife is now an agent corrupted by the west and must be beheaded to save my honor. She reported me I went to American azzhole jail where they made me eat pork now I will burn in hell. Spock knocked me out with a mind melt I still have migraine. You will pay auxiliary police nerds.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
Skanbara your wife ate 10 wieners and disco danced in her underwear and she won! A John Travolta trophy and life size poster. And she applied to be in the auxiliary police Kirk and Spock were impressed I’m sure she will be issued a Star Trek auxiliary police uniform and badge she will be confirmed today and on patrol tonight. We have reports of punks that want to spray paint the football field we will report but will not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
Skanbara tried to do an honor whipping of one of our female agents he was reported and arrested again reported did not engage. Skanbara faces deportation back to Yemen. Good job auxiliary police Spock is making us breakfast tacos for a successful patrol.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
Skanbara reported and arrested by police for whipping his wife with cane for dancing to Culture Club. Reported only did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
The auxiliary police permit women to disco dance and drink alcohol the women should all get 100 lashes

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
My woman stays covered she dances at that weeny roast she will get 100 lashes.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
Yes Gaza Strippers can dance under the Starship Enterprise but must first be stripped searched for 💣 or 🧨 if cleared dance the night away.

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Can you dance in your hijab while rocking those pretty dark eyes?

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Can you do the gaza strip like you just don't care?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
All haters are welcomed at the weekly weeny roast.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
Oh I can dance better than you freaks so report that 😂 I am a fatso I will eat all the weenies then disco all of you out of business. I will win the John Travolta Saturday Night Fever trophy.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
I’m out you nerds! You weirdos are hilarious wearing Star Trek uniforms reporting on people you geeks. When I see any of you I’m going to spin my tires throw hot rubber on you dweebs. Report me I dare you! I am Meat Bawlz to biggest goon in town.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
Meat Bawlz was arrested for shooting down our disco Star Ship Enterprise we will rebuild and have our weeny roast and disco dancing contests despite the assault on our headquarters. Spock says to stay logical defeat the evil and dance the night away. Meat Bawlz will be in jail as we roast weenies and dance.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hondo fat pigs 🐷
Dia-Beet-Us you are not funny and the auxiliary police have reported you for verbal harassment of our agents while on patrol. Perhaps you should use your aggression disco dancing at our weekly weeny roast. You can be a honorary wiener for the evening. We will continue to report crime but will never engage. Captain Kirk is proud of the auxiliary police.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Hondo fat pigs 🐷
Do you people ever eat right? Swilling beer and eating nasty food all you are a bad example!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
Rony guy instead of making fun of us attend our weekly weeny roast then enter our disco dancing contest. You might win a life size John Travolta poster and a take out box of roasted wieners.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
STFU Bawlz the auxiliary police are cool you don’t know how to disco dance.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » You Star Trek Nerds will be destroyed
You geeks are out of business nobody reports Meat Bawlz to the real police you nerds! I will smash your phones and rip up those ridiculous Star Trek shirts you pansies wear walking around reporting on people. I will shove all those wieners up your backsides you geeks.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Weeny Roast donation and female recruits wanted
Good Job Lola! We finally busted that fat pig you get a free roasted wiener.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Weeny Roast donation and female recruits wanted
Lola is now in the auxiliary police with T and A like that she is in.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Agent 638-45 made fun of and called names at cross walk.
Reported thugs spray painting signs reported did not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Agent 638-45 made fun of and called names at cross walk.
Our assaulted agent will be OK the verbal attack was reported and suspect giving verbal warning by DPS. I night of roasting weenies and disco dancing will help with our ailing agent. I gave our agent an advanced injection to speed the healing process. We continue on reported crimes but we do not engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Agent 638-45 made fun of and called names at cross walk.
One of our agents was verbally assaulted this morning out on patrol. Star Trek jokes will not stop us from reporting crimes and we will never engage we only report. Agent 638-45 is on administrative leave receiving counseling in our space age recuperation room. With soothing space music and star system visuals so our agent can return to duty.

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